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If you’re having bowel problems I feel bad for your bum, I got 99 problems, taking a shit ain’t one.
- most people: lazy sunday
- me: lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday
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Tender.
Um, fuck?
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With her life now deprived of meaning, she becomes yet another husk clinging to the memory of a former glory.
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First post in forever. It had to be this.
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Self Portrait
Illustration by Sam Spratt.
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Shit moments of my day
- My big beautiful bitch of a dog, Hannah, decided to go for a swim in the pond in the backyard. Then come running inside and leap and bound over me and the lounge I was currently inhabiting, still coated in a thick, brown and green layer of pond scum.
- Two Asian people rocking up to my house and tearing apart the solar electricity meter box, and the subsequent man handling of some 65+ year old Chinese guy on my behalf.
You don’t just turn up in a van with your dinosaur wife and start pulling shit off walls. Eating black noodle shit with black noodle teeth, that shit ain’t right son.
